Just Another Weekend

A lot of people are probably expecting more about the everyday life of Chris in the west of Europe. Well, the masses have spoken, so let me just regale the many many readers out there far and wide with the latest weekend.

Once the week was out, 1pm for those keeping track at home, I hit the gym, lifted some weights into the air, and generally got sweaty with a bunch of dudes. For my evening activity, I cuddled up for my normal Friday viewing of Brokeback Mountain(thank you Ang Lee, it´s about time!). I still wasn´t tired enough to hit the sack(go to bed for u foreigners out there) so I slipped in the first DVD of Queer as Folk. Let´s just say I am probably not gonna watch the rest of the series.

Still with the taste of throw up in my mouth, I made my way to the bakery Saturday morning. The cool air, and the Van Morrison playing into my ears reminded me of the Cape, and The Men. A good, and much needed follow up to the previous nights gayness. Just so we are clear, I am not using gay in a offensive way, that is just the only adjective I can think of to describe it all. That, and homosexual just has to many syllables in it for me to include in my everyday repertoir.

On my return home, something manly wafted through the air. Eggs, fried, bacon, potatoes. I set down the soft, fresh buns that I had retrieved and held so securely yet tenderly on the walk home. I couldn´t imagine a better way to answer back to such a "gay" night. If that wasn´t enough, dinner consisted of a bunch of beans(you choose) a banana wrapped in a chicken breast, wrapped in bacon. After devouring all the cooked food, I went on to throw the two chicken carcasses, that I had surgically removed the chicken breasts from earlier, into the oven. When that was done, I naturally devoured all that too. I forget Sunday, but I am sure it was delicious in general.

So there is a little of the deutsches Leben, like anything it has its ups and downs, depending on your sexual orientation, and I recommend it highly.